‘Twas the day after voting, and all through the land
We learned where all the electorate stands
“Repubs hate women,” liberals cheer
They’ll lock you all up by this time next year.
Well Obama’s a Muslim, he reads the Quran
And he just hasn’t proved where his life began
Oh yeah, well I heard Mitt hides his cash
In the mattress in the Caymans, along with his stash
Well Democrats are traitors, they hate the U.S.,
If they weren’t all on welfare, I bet they’d confess
Our way is better, theirs is a disaster
If we listen to you, we’ll go downhill faster
Well if we adopt all their values, we’ll certainly die
They hate America, you cannot deny.
If this year’s election did not serve your needs
There’s one consolation, we legalized weed.