I Wanna Bach!

by Jason Hood, Time Out Music Columnist
Before delving too far into the subject of serious musical genius and the potentially hazardous repercussions of comparing a lovely and talented classical pianist to oh, for kicks and giggles let us just say ... Eddie Van Halen, I want to mention a few words about Bach.

Not as shame-soaked as most people would like me to be, I have to admit when I hear the name Bach I think Catherine. Jessica Simpson may have usurped her role as Daisy Duke in the movie version of "The Dukes of Hazzard," but to anyone who watched the television show from '79 to '86, Catherine is the real Daisy Duke.

Unfortunately, and I'm sorry Mr. Johann Sebastian Bach, the second thing I think of is Skid Row. No, not the derelict, down-trodden, boozy section of Los Angeles on the outskirts of Union Station, but the hair-metal band famous for their hits "Youth Gone Wild" and "Eighteen and Life." The singer for Skid Row was a charismatic and lanky fellow with a great voice who went by the stage name Sebastian Bach.

Beautiful Bond girl Barbara Bach, famous for her role as Anya Amasova in "The Spy Who Loved Me," rounds out the list of Bach's I think of first. That is unless you take into account baseball's "balk," which sounds like Bach but is, in fact, an illegal pitching motion where the pitcher pretends to pitch but actually screws with everyone's head by clipping his toenails.

Why all the talk about Bach? Well, it seems a certain musically gifted and world-renowned pianist that knows a little bit about the legendary 18th century German composer and organist extraordinaire will be performing in Aspen as part of the Aspen Music Festival and School. Simone Dinnerstein will perform at Harris Concert Hall on Tuesday, July 22, at 6 p.m. The program will consist of her interpretation of J.S. Bach's "Goldberg Variations."

The New York-born and current Brooklynite Dinnerstein is a chip off the old block. Her father Simon Dinnerstein is one of the most dynamic painters of the last half-century. A Cannon Prize winner and elected member of New York's National Academy of Design, it is no wonder he is one half of the winning team that produced such an amazing talent.

Simone Dinnerstein approaches the piano, and the genre of classical music in general, unlike very few musicians; this is what separates her from the average astonishingly talented artist and lifts her to the pedestal of greatness. Not just the run-of-the-mill prodigy, she is the thinking person's ivory tickler.

Dinnerstein's opening "Aria" is a bold, personal and thoughtful take on Bach's vision. Instead of playing along with the Master's confident stride and proud step, she tiptoes into the wild forest. Like a fawn struggling to find its legs, her "Aria" sets a tone of deliberate caution, all sense of sureness out the window. It takes one aback and sets Ms. Dinnerstein apart from those who might be lauded for their ability to perform the piece from a strictly technical approach. Her imagination is as brilliant as that of her exceptionally able hands.

On the other side of the coin, "Goldberg Variations No. 26" is 104 seconds of absolute excitement, cheer and joy. The nimble-fingered Dinnerstein is absolutely spot-on, note perfect and dazzling. Her natural ability surpasses that of a bucketful of her more famous contemporaries.

Tuesday's concert at the acoustically perfect Harris Hall is going to be a journey into the mind and soul of my new favorite Bach, Johann Sebastian. Although, it is a very close tie with Catherine. Perhaps I watched too much television as a child but at 11 years old, girls in skin tight, cut-off, mini-shorts were a lot more attractive than dead guys playing piano on the Victrola. As far as the earlier alluded to comparison between Eddie Van Halen and Simone Dinnerstein: The only similarity is vision and virtuosity. Ms. Dinnerstein is infinitely more photogenic.

hood@aspendailynews.com