Ripping Rifle

by Jonathan Bastian, Roaring Sports Staff Writer
Local riders descend on Rifle for a morning of motorbiking, mud and fun

On Saturday morning at 6 a.m., it appeared that the day could have gone either way. Aspen way blanketed with six inches of snow, the sun hung coyly behind gray clouds and the temperature was reminiscent of February.
It was the kind or morning that revealed few options. There was no skiing, no mountain biking and no hiking. Many locals had already made an exodus to warmer climates.

But not all of them.

It was at this early hour that a group of friends from the Roaring Fork Valley awoke, stumbled out of bed and decided that the day would not be wasted, nor would it pass silently.

One of these friends, Seth Wagner, 29, remembers bundling up in his snowboarding gear and fighting to load his motorbike in the back of his truck through half a foot of snow.

“It was ridiculous,” he said. “I kept wondering what the hell I was doing putting a bike in my truck with this amount of snow.”

30 minutes later, Wagner met up in Basalt with two more friends — one of whom included Jake Kinney, 18, of Carbondale — and they began the pilgrimage down to Rifle for a morning of ass-kicking, mud-slinging motorcycle riding that would not be regretted nor forgotten.

The ride west, however, was a quiet one. The riders starred vacantly out the window, inspecting weather that was brooding and shifting — heavy gusts of wind pounded the hills as patches of rain broke through the distended clouds.

The roads were empty and the anticipation to hit the trails was high. Yet the first view of Rifle was not a hopeful one — a thick, black sheet of clouds socked in the land, eliciting a wordless tension that perhaps the day would have been better spent in bed.


But as the riders reached an interminable stretch of BLM land just beyond the town, something began to change. It started when a shaft of light broke through the storm, revealing a breathless panorama of red clay-colored mountains dusted with a thin layer of snow. The valley began to open up into a Montana-splayed sky, stretching out for miles and miles.

The light began to permeate into the truck of riders, lifting the early-morning haze from their minds and injecting their bodies with a high-throttled energy to maneuver powerful bikes over the land. The music was turned up. The conversation swelled. They were getting restive and ready to rip.

By 8:30 a.m., their truck was parked on a mesa that was surrounded by hundreds of miles of open, empty land. From there, the scene transformed into a quintessential Ford Truck commercial — heavy steel machinery was loaded off the pickup, bags of gear were tossed outside, gas levels were checked and helmets were fastened by big dudes.

Slowly, the early morning stillness was shattered by the distinct sounds of oil, pistons and exhaust pipes, all shrieking and shrilling together as the bikes were started. First it was one engine, then two and then finally three, each with a slightly different cadence and pitch. The riders were locked and loaded, but the ground and soil was not exactly in prime condition.

“This is loose stuff,” Kinney yelled. “I’m not getting any grip.”

No, they are not.

A night of rain had taken its toll on the earth, leaving it a soggy, slippery, saturated bar of mud that shoots off their tires, wedges in their engines and makes every turn an uneasy nightmare.

The good news is that the sun is beginning to bake the land and, more importantly, the riders are slowly getting used to the conditions. Tensions morph to yelps of pleasure. It is going to be a dirty morning, but that is half the fun.

Within minutes, it was clear that Kinney would be leading the pack, which made sense. He is one of the best high school athletes in the Roaring Fork Valley — a standout football player, an all-state caliber baseball player and built like a limber bull.

His natural skills and athleticism translates into movements on the motorbike that are deft, quick and graceful. He can launch himself off jumps, climb the steepest hills and keep complete control in the most technical of sections.

“I just love being out here,” said Kinney, who earlier this winter headed south to Baja with his family for an epic five-day motorbike ride through some of the most legendary terrain.  “I play a lot of sports, but I can’t think of anything more fun than getting out here with some friends.”

Following Kinney, the crew headed out into the land to find some natural features to play around on. The first of which is a series of jumps that the riders attacked quick and hard. One by one, they dropped into a gully, squeezed the throttle and exploded into the air — one, two, three they flew, each bringing their own style to the air.

“This is so fun that it feels like it should be illegal,” a rider ecstatically belted out through a nimbus of shredded mud. 

Wagner then transitioned out of the jumps and began to climb an exhausting hill that is slick and steep. He gathered his speed and then pointed his front wheel right into the beast, climbing, charging and trying to keep his pace up. At one point, it looked doubtful. But, sure enough, he cleared the last lip, and found himself sitting atop a mesa.

The other riders liked the idea and followed suit. Minutes later, they were all sitting with Wagner at the top, watching the clouds continue to open up into a crystal-clear day. From below, laughs were heard, and the first stories were already being exchanged.

The day, even with its grim beginnings, had become legendary. The elements — mud, snow, rain — that at first seemed hurtful, actually came together to challenge the riders and paint a humbling landscape. There was no longer one hint of sleepiness in their eyes or any remembrance of a late night. Instead, it is endorphins and adrenalin, both kicking and screaming like their engines.

The day continued in this fashion, but always with a sense of exploration for new patches of land to ride and new tricks to be tried.

Of course, there are times when not everything went to plan. For example, at one point in the morning, Wagner tried to cruise through a shallow creek, hit a rock, and was launched from his bike, landing completely in the creek and getting soaked. Thankfully, he was okay and shook it off with a laugh. And in his folly, another memory was made, and was to be joked about for the rest of the day, and for many days to come.

“That is what it is all about,” said Wagner. “It starts in the morning, loading the bikes, getting the gear and sitting together in the truck. It’s about doing this stuff together and with friends. Some days you ride better than others. But that is not what it is about.”

No, it is not. And that became obvious when the riders returned to the truck, stripped off their mud-caked gear, loaded their bikes and finished the ritual — a ritual of machines, friends and the land that all passed in one fast flash on the dirt roads of Rifle.