When aliens from planet Zarkon attack Earth, instantly grinding our
military industrial complex into a fine powder before methodically
converting humanity into a highly viscous, slightly spicy aquamarine
condiment, will you be ready?
I don’t mean ready to fight back -- let Tom Cruise, Will Smith and
Sigourney Weaver earn their Oscar gift bags as usual -- but rather, are
you ready to keep your Digital Slob lifestyle on life support after
common necessities like McDonald’s, fuel and the Dish Network’s
“America’s Everything Pak” go on an extended national-emergency hiatus?
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